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| Tuesday, July 7th, 2009 | | 10:21 am |
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| | Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 | | 1:06 pm |
| | Friday, June 19th, 2009 | | 11:42 am |
| | Thursday, June 11th, 2009 | | 7:03 am |
| | Monday, June 8th, 2009 | | 3:48 pm |
| | Thursday, June 4th, 2009 | | 4:58 pm |
| | Saturday, May 30th, 2009 | | 7:36 pm |
| | Monday, May 25th, 2009 | | 11:46 am |
| | Sunday, May 17th, 2009 | | 7:12 am |
| | Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 | | 7:41 am |
| | Friday, May 8th, 2009 | | 12:37 pm |
| | Wednesday, May 6th, 2009 | | 4:41 pm |
| | Friday, May 1st, 2009 | | 12:18 pm |
| | Wednesday, April 29th, 2009 | | 5:50 pm |
| | Monday, April 27th, 2009 | | 9:43 am |
| | Friday, April 24th, 2009 | | 10:52 am |
| | Friday, March 13th, 2009 | | 11:57 am |
BLONDE ON A PLANE
A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT AS SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS, SHE WILL HAVE TO RETURN THERE. THE BLONDE REPLIES, 'I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.' THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS WHO BELONGS IN ECONOMY, AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, 'I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.' THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON. THE PILOT SAYS, 'YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE.' HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR AND SHE SAYS, 'OH, I'M SORRY' AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASK HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS. 'I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO '. | | Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 | | 4:33 pm |
All Cats Go to Heaven
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking." The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on." God said, "Say no more." Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow. A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again." God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little roller skates. About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?" The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!"  Current Mood:  amused |
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